Samaritans.org has made an urgent plea to television drama producers, begging them to stop commissioning dark and gritty psychological police serials. In particular, singling out absolutely anything set in Scandinavia.
A spokesman for the charity said: ‘Nordic Noir often sees us completely inundated, sometimes handling upwards of three hundred calls every minute. Our phone lines go into meltdown. But it's not only this genre. During ITV's recent UK-based Trigger Point, its preposterous script and wooden acting had the nation so traumatised that we even had reports of our own call centre staff having to ring in for counselling.’
Seth Rogan, who has a 50% stake in the tweet, will split the proceeds with the 3 year old who originally came up with the pun. Mr. Musk has said he will also make a similar bid for the Rooney/Vardy spat and $0.37 for Ed Balls Day.
His accountant explained: 'Elon is purchasing iconic Twitter moments, which is pretty much anything involving Kim Kardashian and clickbait of cheerleaders. $44bn is a bargain if it means Elon can take Covfefe home with him'.