Women’s groups have complained that this gives men an unfair advantage, but men insisted: ‘These are gender neutral events, which just happen to include spitting, trapping spiders and weeing standing up.
‘We think it’s perfectly fair to ask both groups to recite the whole of Star Wars. Yes, we could have had an exam or something but how would that show who was the best at deftly opening a jar of pickled eggs?’
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Following the scandal of MPs downloading illicit material, it now transpires that one Minister may have been using the Prime Minister and Sir Keir Starmer as unwitting props.
Confessed the MP: ‘I just started uploading clips of their exchange, with provocative titles. It started with ‘Big Boy Boris gets a spanking’ and ended up with ‘Nation gets shafted’. With Boris and Keir, I couldn’t think of a larger pair of c$nts’
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