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In a hasty attempt to delete unwanted search results, Google appears to have inadvertently misplaced Western Europe’s most invaded federal monarchy. All links to Smurfs and the Oscars of Jean-Claude Van Damme will simply lead the browser to an image a faceless figure, ironically entitled ‘This is not Rene Magritte’.



Quite how the European Union will now function without its capital is unknown, but what is clear is that sprouts will need re-branding. A Google executive apologised: ‘Every time someone tells me to forget a specific thing, that’s the thing I keep thinking about. But Belgium is so meh. Other than Tintin and coquettish photos of Audrey Hepburn, what do they have? Over-priced chocolates?’






Authorities in Ukraine have turned away a van entering Mariupol carrying Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen, Carol Smilie, a camera and 50 tins of fuchsia wall paint.


Authorities described the presence of the Changing Rooms team as 'adding insult to injury' and begged them not to touch anything.


When asked to comment, Llewellyn-Bowen said, ‘To be honest, I got there and it all looked pretty good to me as is.’


Image from Pixabay by ArtTower

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