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The surprise film announcement at San Diego’s comic convention, was greeted by groans of desire from the gathered geeks. ‘We asked ourselves, what would our target demographic want to see?’ explained one Warner Bros executive. ‘Initial thoughts were a re-boot of Ibsen’s ‘Hedda Gabler’ or maybe ‘Waiting for Godot’, but in the end we plumped for another mind-numbing, comic-book ‘w**k-fest’.’
‘Yes, we’re creating a generation of young men who have no grip on reality and little incentive to get a girlfriend. But a franchise like this can generate billions of dollars – particularly for Vaseline & Kleenex'.
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Earlier today, the UK High Court appealed to the Royal Family to scale back its many legal cases to help ease the growing backlog in criminal cases.
In an anonymous leak to the Press, High Court Judges have expressed concern that many criminal cases involving violent assault, sexual offences, murder and other major crimes carrying long prison sentences are being delayed for months. Ever-increasing numbers of prisoners are being held in remand whilst Royal Family litigation is swamping the court system.
Prince Harry has begun high court libel actions against The Mail, Kate Middleton and The Duke of York.
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