Putin has a moment of doubt

A groundhog's teleological musings

Parent happy to swap new baby for 'a good night’s sleep'

She explained: ‘Initially, I thought it was the fog of oxytocin-endorphin-pethidine, but then I realised I’d had less sleep than a bullfrog. At this stage I’d help a Nigerian Prince with his lottery winnings or vote UKIP, just for two minutes of shut eye.

‘I’m not saying I’d make a pact with the devil for a quick snooze, but…no…yes, I am. Satan take me now!’

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