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Wrenfoe
11 minutes ago
My penis - huge if true!
This is NOT clickbait. We have certifiable Dic Pics. Click the link below to read more. Explained the man, who is a real man, and...
Steveb
19 minutes ago


Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
5 hours ago
Earth to be Recycled
Earth to be Recycled They've only gone and done it again, despite the court order. The editorial team at NewsBiscuit have compiled...


Gerontius
6 hours ago
Drunk, texting motorist driving unroadworthy car still waiting for police report
A man who refused to comment on an incident in which he caused a rush-hour pile up on the M4, in fog at night in which 180,000 people...

Granger
6 hours ago


James_doc
7 hours ago
Greggs Reveal Shop Opening Algorithm is Just Map and Dart
With arch-rival Gail's Bakery revealing their expansion strategy is controlled by artificial intelligence, with an advanced algorithm...


eppursimuove
23 hours ago
Film producer picks unqualified halfwit to fix his toilet
Film producer Sidney Loot admitted today that he regretted choosing someone with no experience or qualifications to fix the leak in his...

NewsBiscuit
1 day ago
New female Dr Who technically a nurse.
Fans are still to decide on the merits of Jodie Whittaker as the new Time Lord/Lady, but many question the medical legitimacy of someone...


Steveb
1 day ago
Spice Girls tribute act determined to remain pros for 30th year
A tribute act known widely throughout Luton and Dunstable as the Spice Grills, put their success down to not splitting up after seven...


Newsbiscuit Editorial Team
1 day ago
Five Go Dobbing in the Neighbours
Five go Dobbing in the Neighbours Uncle Quentin was seen in Smuggler’s Cove, without a mask,’ exclaimed Julian. ‘What a frightful bore,’...

Lockjaw
1 day ago


deskpilot
1 day ago
Staunch Republicans turn on JD Vance
In a surprising development, staunch Republican voters have turned against the vice president, JD Vance. ‘We thought he was a solid good...


Will
2 days ago
I, Trumpnik
Extracts from radio broadcasts of the Russian fishing fleet, have revealed a russian plot as terrifying as a evening with Gino Dicampo....
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