Those Reform policies in full
With Reform gaining so many seats in the local council elections, we present a guide to the Reform policies that we can all expect to benefit from in the coming months and years. The capital of England to be moved to Thurrock, where the Wetherspoons will become the new Houses of Parliament White vans to be exempted from road tax, and homes from council tax if they fly the Cross of St George ID cards to be scrapped and replaced with signet rings containing biometric informatio
Surprise move by Iran
In an unexpected development in the US- Iran stand off, Iran has drained the Strait of Hormuz. Shortly before dawn millions of Iranians ran into the water, filled buckets and bottles and ran back to shore. Many large ships are now touching the bottom of the Strait, risking their hulls and cargoes, and frustrating America's largely imaginary Operation Freedom. Iran says that it has put the water in a safe place, where the pig-dog capitalist idiots will never find it, adding th
