Ballroom will come with playpen and pervert dungeon
A ballroom being built will now also include lots of things for perverts to do. No one really knows why there will be a dance floor, as the wretched psychopaths who will be invited to the gauche annex are so self-despising and bored with life that they are only interested in shoving things up themselves and others. The playpen had confused some speculators, but a pervert insider confirmed that is where the live food will be corralled. An area to the side is the childbrain of
Enhanced Games to ban clean athletes
Organisers of the Enhanced Games, which shoots up in Las Vegas on 24 May, have confirmed that any athlete found not to be using performance enhancing drugs will face instant disqualification. Enhanced Games spokesneedle, Crystal Meths, snorted: “We don’t like cheats. No one does. We are taking every measure possible to ensure that participating athletes are using illegal substances. We have already banned some athletes from attending because they were found to have traces of
