Zia Yusuf 'Happy to accept explanation'
Home affairs spokesman for Reform UK Zia Yusuf has said he is 'completely satisfied' with Nigel Farage's explanation as to why he has been blocked from standing as a candidate at by-elections. Yusuf refuted suggestions that the block has anything at all to do with the colour of his skin. 'Yes, of course this idea crossed my mind at first,' said Yusuf, 'but I challenged Nigel about it, and he was frank and honest with me. He said he could give me five million reasons if he wi
Warm sunshine and lack of drizzle slows the advance of Mancunian Burnham
Keir Starmer's grip on power has proved more slippery than a Peter Mandelson background check. Starmer has the look of a man with his own dark grey Mancunian rain cloud permanently drizzling on him - and with good reason. Scientists now believe that if Sir Keir was accidentally exposed to direct sunlight, he would melt faster than his own waxwork. However, a recent spell of hot weather has helped Starmer out, as the Armies of the North find UV intolerable. The sun is the
