Reform abandons cake wall after bakers warn it won’t work
Reform UK has abandoned plans to protect Britain’s borders with a 30-foot wall of cake after bakers warned it would be “vulnerable to rain and surprisingly easy to eat through”. The party insisted the barrier could be built entirely from British flour, eggs and “absolutely no foreign jam”. Nigel Farage dismissed concerns about its structural integrity as “Two-Tier baking”. Plans to switch from Victoria sponge to fruitcake were abandoned after a Home Office study found the wal
Government announce plans to make train overcrowding worse
Eighteen-year-olds will be able to buy half-price train tickets for most services when railcard rules are changed later this month, the Department for Transport (DfT) has announced. The Government said the measure would be paid for through increased train ridership, with more people being able to access the discounted fares thus enhancing the overcrowding experience. The rail minister claimed this, ‘common sense change is exactly what passengers should expect from the railway