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Michelle Mone may be aware of £122 Million Gown Fraud verdict

PPE Medpro is to payback the £122,000,000 to the government for gown fraud. The agreement is to pay £100 a month for the next one million...

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EA Games bought by Saudi Investment Group.....it'll be fine

Electronic Arts make some of the most popular video games, what are some of the expected new features now Mohammed bin Salman is...

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Pinching and punching show healthy growth, no returns largely ignored

As the first day of the month hits the UK, early reports show that the "pinch, punch, first day of the month" ritual has seen a steady...

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Nation's serial killers announce dismemberment outsourcing deal

The National Union of Serial Killers today announced a ground-breaking dismemberment outsourcing deal allowing them to focus on core...

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Caption Competition: Friday 3rd October

The Comments Section is currently closed. Please wend your way to Facebook https://www.facebook.com/NewsBiscuit to enter. The closing...

Big Turnout for Charlie Kirk Resurrection.

Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "World's tallest man gives speech." (MrQ); "MAGA supporters told to look out for earthworms." (APepper).

Susan’s IKEA Sleep-in Enters Seventh Day.

Winner: DickEveryman Runners-Up: "In her imagination, Nadine Dorries was still young." (deskpilot); "Family fed, house cleaned,...

Gulliver's Travels fan disappointed by online Swifties group

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Starmer challenges Farage to a game of conkers

Gaza to become World's largest golf course

Church of England introduces Rector points at its gift shops

Blair suspects Gaza has weapons of mass destruction

Reeves to raise money and reduce migrants by taxing RNLI

Trump imposes $100,000 tariff on foreign golfers

Horoscopes for October by 'Krystal Balls'

Aries You are a committed, passionate and obsessive person. You naturally, therefore, spend a lot of your time following your passions,...

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Apocalypse now

C4 poaches Boat Race from the BBC

'Play nice, for a change, Bibi'

Choosing between Reform and Tories, is like guessing which washing powder will wash whiter

Three held on charges of historic crimes against music

Following a raid at an address in Manchester, it’s understood three men have been arrested by police and are being questioned regarding...

Cast of It Ain't Half Hot, Mum to take charge of petrol crisis.

After announcing that the army is to help resolve the fuel crisis, Grant Shapps, has confirmed that the concert party from 1970s BBC...

'White House' in Washington D.C. puts UK care homes to shame

As the care sector in the UK continues to struggle with funding issues and staff payment and retention, across the Atlantic care for the...

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