Is it too early to nominate Naomi Campbell? For saying that "This is a major inconvenience for me."
Not half as inconvenient as having their arms chopped off in a nasty African civil war was for the occupants of Sierra Leone, eh Naimoi? Daft tart, how can she think that she's more important than a UN war crimes court?
Note to Ed: I know it's your money, but how about a run of "Twat of the week" mugs emblazoned with the image of a clitoris (or pregnant goldfish in honour of the urban myth) of your choice to be sent to each week's winner? I guess it might attract the libel lawyers though. I can see Cameron getting enough for a coffee morning over the next few years.