Boris Johnson to appear before Hague Fashion Crimes tribunal
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A man after my heart is young Boris.
Surely William Hague has better things to do with his time at the moment...
I have an appalling secret about Boris Johnson. It will have to wait for a deathbed confession or suicide note.
Loads of deathbeds available on Bargain Hunt, alternatively I am sure Sotheby's have genuine suicide note from Paula Hutchence (Yates) coming up soon..
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