David Cameron was today rightly berated by everyone for suggesting that people who can't be arsed to do anything with their lives shouldn't be given a free house forever.
Normal people were also disgusted to hear that the underclass should be prevented from handing down their hard un-earned privileges down to their vast selection of progeny like some kind of medieval feudal Lord.
'My family haven't worked hard all their lives to not pay for this house', said one dole dosser yesterday, 'I don't see why I shouldn't be entitled to inherit the place, rather than it being given to some greedy employed person just because they've got a job. It's about time these people realised that earning money and conducting themselves in a socially responsible manner doesn't entitle them to some kind of special privilege.'
