The general public was reeling in shock and taking shelter in nuclear bunkers today, as it was revealed that a teacup, which had formerly contained a storm, was used for a cup of Tetley by Mrs. Miggins of Blackpool.
Experts admitted that possibly as many as some teacups which also formerly contained storms could later have been used for the consumption of tea.
Symptoms experienced by those unfortunate enough to have consumed the contaminated tea include severe bouts of hypochondria, followed by a desire to consume vast amounts of health scares regurgitated from the stomachs of ill-educated journalists who spent science lessons mucking about instead of concentrating.