Suburbiton Council has invited the Krankies to perform the regular taking offence on behalf of ethnics ceremony at Xmas. Every Xmas, in what has become a time honoured tradition, Suburbiton Council takes umbrage at the festive season, on behalf of ethnic minorities it hasn't bothered consulting.
Last year it invited Heather Mills to perform the ritual. This year, the Krankies are to perform 'The Bans', the ceremonial dismantling of Britain's binge drinking, present buying and domestic violence season.
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