A group of Iranian Students who found some cannabis and got stoned, have appeared on Iranian State TV and claimed responsibility for the attack on the Iranian President's motor-cade.
Wanting to remain anonymous, the students appeared in Burqua's and confessed that it was all a stunt arranged as part of the 'Absolutely Nothing to do with Infidel-America University of Tehran's' Rag Week Celebrations. Student A (who looked remarkably like Freddie Mercury in a Burqua)stated "Ermmm ya know man, when ya kinda off ya face and everythings a bit sort of mushy, lots of things seem to be like a very cool idea, and had it been in another country it kinda woulda been cool" Student B (who appeared to be having a fit of laughter mumbled "Well, shit dude, looks like we gonna get stoned more'na once this week."
Student C, who just looked like an Iranian in a Burqua was puzzled as to why everyone, regardless of nationality sounded like a piece of white american trailer trash when stoned..
The TV Presenter just looked on aghast as the students proceeded to demolish his hob nobs and take the piss out of his beard!