Bloke's bloke and Yorkshireman, Clarkson, has taken full advantage of the publicity generated by his recent use of the term "Burka babes" by launching his own brand of saucy underwear. "I want to put the fun back into Islam. They aren't all weirdy beardies that want to terrorise you into following the teachings of the Kashquai" said the arrogant northern acyrologian.
Whilst initial sales figures are very strong, the "Niqab Knickers" have been temporarily withdrawn whilst teething problems with "velcro snatch" are ironed out.
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Clarkson launches "Islamafunbia" range
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