Vy. much impressed. Although I think "workload" here should be two words.
JP, great alien FP.
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I've just finished reading Them by Jon Ronson http://tinyurl.com/332azhl which contains much about the lizard people and the sinister elite forging a world government and taking over.
I put that book down, clicked on NewsBiscuit and discovered that the lizard people are the FP. Is this a sign? How much tinfoil does it take to make a sturdy signal repelling helmet?
So the Ed goes to Pontins for some 'much needed R&R' and JP makes the FP ? A more cynical person than myself would probably suggest a conspiracy at Biscuit Towers. The kebab bill has rocketed.The 'empties' cover the central control panel. Illuminating.
Maybe the lizard people have kidnapped the Ed so that I can get an FP - makes you think...
Nice one, centurion, like it.
Of course, you assume that the ed isn't also one of the lizard people. It's interesting that if you plot the locations of all the London suppliers of live Guinea pigs on Google Maps, they all centre on NB towers. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Or just made up by me? You decide, but I think you will find that those were not 'kebabs' being delivered. Answer me this: Have you ever seen the ed in the same room as the king of the lizard people? NO! I think that that fact alone speaks volumes. I rest my case. Now off to deal with the Santa deniers and those who think that Katie Price really exists.
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