Stradivarius banjo 'possibly a fake'
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Like it, jp. Reminds me of a Tommy Cooper favourite, which went something like:
Man finds an old violin and a painting in his attic and takes them to an antique dealer for valuation. 'Hmmm...' says the expert, peering through his eye-piece, 'a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt...' 'Are they worth anything?' asks the punter. 'Not really,' says the dealer, 'unfortunately, Stradivarius was a crap painter and Rembrandt's violins were rubbish.'
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