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SingingHinny
offlineMemberI know Red has a reputation for excellent use of photoshop, but I love this picture more than most, because unless I'm mistaken (and Red is really that good with photoshop) this looks like a rather spiffing hand-made phone burka. If so, congratulations on a sterling Blue Peter job. Let's see if it makes the programme itself!
P.S. if it is photoshop, then I'll get my coat and go for an eye test.
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Charlie Snibbs
offlineMemberI just had a look on the Daily Mash website and the blackberry with a burkha pic was the funniest thing on there. What happened it used to be so good?
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Charlie Snibbs
offlineMemberforgot to say .. good story and pic ......well done :)
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Genghis Cohen
offlineMemberAnother great piece Ludo. Where'd you get the stamina?
@thedailymash - Fancy two satirical news sites hitting on the same take on a topical story. And you had all the follow up jokes too, yeah? Oh, sorry, you had a story about pit bulls eating their owners' testicles. I apologise, the moral high ground is all yours.
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rickwestwell
offlineMemberDon't be too funny there Genghis - it'll be on the cover of the daily mash tomorrow...
Given that Lucy posted it on the writers' board yesterday...
But I'm sure it was just a coincidence that you had it too, mr mash... :-)Posted 2 years ago # -
thedailymash
offlineMember@rickwestwell According to your 'Writer's Room' page it was posted 21 hours ago, so roughly 2.30pm yesterday. It was on the Daily Mash at about 8am yesterday.
@genghis cohen We didn't do any follow-up jokes because it didn't need any. As today's Newsbiscuit front page has demonstrated.
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rickwestwell
offlineMemberIt was on the Daily Mash at about 8am yesterday.
Yeah, sure it was, Grandpa - tell it to the judge...
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rickwestwell
offlineMemberBy the way - if anyone called "rick westwell" ever submits any stuff to the daily mash - it isn't me, honest. Nope.
Posted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberIs that the plural of "anus"? That's a bit much...
Posted 2 years ago # -
Oxbridge
offlineMemberAnd NewsArse has got in on the act too:
http://newsarse.com/2010/08/03/arabian-authorities-approve-new-blackberry-string-device/
I'd never heard of the Daily Mash before, is it any good?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberClearly there is only one way to resolve this... This is how we roll on the mean streets of West Surrey... ahem...
Oi! Mash! Don't yuz come over here dissin' our hood... Coz our crew is well tight and we'll mix it, yeah, and I ain't lyin'...
[Cue street dance off between JoF v Rafferty & Stokes. I bet JoF can land a wikid head spin]
Incidentally, were the Biscuit and the Mash to 'mix it', presumably we'd end up with something akin to a cheesecake.
Posted 2 years ago # -
saltire
offlineMember'...foul mouthed glaswegian vagrant..' Is it ? C'mere you ya fuckin' cunt..don't fuckin walk away fae me ya bastard. '..Kestrel Super..' ah widnae fuckin drink that pish if ye were giein it away ya tosser. See me Mashy ma boy ? Ahm gonnae fuckin molicate you..c'mere...ya fuckin smart arse... where'd he go ?
Anybody got a fiver fur a cuppa tea...ahm fair fuckin gaggin..
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberMary, my first thought when contemplating a Biscuit/Mash mix up was a Farley's Rusk, soaked in warm breast milk and spooned into the dribbling mouth of satire.
Saltire, here, I'll hud yer jaiket pal. Gie that slessterin' haver a doin'. And gie thum ane in the ba's an' a'.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberSorry for that lapse into Scots.
RP reset as default accent once again.Posted 2 years ago #
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