The world was in stunned silence this week when an idea was unveiled that noone could object to. Political and religious groups were struggling to find the negative in this new concept which came from the unlikely source of cod sexer Les Smith.
"It's very strange ,i was in the pub just finishing the last drop of my boddingtons and then it hit me ." commented Smith the inventor of the idea ."At first i looked round in shock , in the bar at the time was a bloke with the words , 'What are looking at , fucker ' tattoo'd round his neck and i thought he's going to hate it . " " but the week after the idea was announced i was in the pub again and he walked up to me and hugged me and said he loved me ."" It's just too much to take in ."
Muslim and Catholic leaders have had teams of researchers working twenty four hours to check if the idea offends anything written in the Bible or Koran . Preacher Taric Ali commented "we know this idea goes against all belief , but we're not sure how exactly ,but we'll find it .""I've already got twenty effigys all stuffed and ready to burn ."
The news media was having even more problems with the idea . An editor for a top newspaper who did not want to be identified said "The idea is pure , apolitical , areligious and will seriously improve the plight of man kind . ""What kind of fucking shit is this ?" "The assistant editor is out the back crying on a picture of Katie Price."
The idea will be rolled out in phases in January 2011 . Till then the Government has asked for patience and their mummies .
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