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Call from female reporting a male in lycra cycling shorts with an erection at Piccadilly tram stop. Patrols on route to take a look.....
4:35 PM - 29 Dec 2015
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Posted 5 years ago #
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Poor guy, if they ever catch him he's bound to get a stiff penalty ;0(
Posted 5 years ago # -
They can't prove that - I don't think it'll stand up in Court.
Posted 5 years ago # -
I think the police were worried that he might be planning a stick up.
*groan*
Posted 5 years ago # -
I don't think we should be so hard on him..
Posted 5 years ago # -
It was probably just his crossbar
PS - and Lyrca is one of the Manchester suburbs where this kind of thing is to be expected
Posted 5 years ago # -
Did he have a helmet?
Posted 5 years ago # -
She could clearly see his nob!
Posted 5 years ago # -
he was probably just being traiditional and wearing a codpiece to store his wallet and phone. In Manchester they aren't used to seeing people with wallets.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Or cod.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Obvioulsy a hardened criminal.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Just a boner fide tram fetishist ...
Posted 5 years ago # -
I heard he'd bought a baguette from M&S and didn't have 5p for a plastic bag!
Posted 5 years ago # -
I go out on my bike every day, and really enjoy it.
But not that much.
Posted 5 years ago # -
wonder what bike he was riding ?
Posted 5 years ago #
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