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Started 2 years ago by 101010
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lycra peccadildo ?

101010

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Call from female reporting a male in lycra cycling shorts with an erection at Piccadilly tram stop. Patrols on route to take a look.....
4:35 PM - 29 Dec 2015

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cyclist-erection-lycra-manchester-police-10666441

Posted 2 years ago #
Dick Everyman

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Poor guy, if they ever catch him he's bound to get a stiff penalty ;0(

Posted 2 years ago #
Al OPecia

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They can't prove that - I don't think it'll stand up in Court.

Posted 2 years ago #
101010

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I think the police were worried that he might be planning a stick up.

*groan*

Posted 2 years ago #
Pabst Blue Ribbon

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I don't think we should be so hard on him..

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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It was probably just his crossbar

PS - and Lyrca is one of the Manchester suburbs where this kind of thing is to be expected

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Did he have a helmet?

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Target

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She could clearly see his nob!

Posted 2 years ago #
Not Amused

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he was probably just being traiditional and wearing a codpiece to store his wallet and phone. In Manchester they aren't used to seeing people with wallets.

Posted 2 years ago #
101010

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Or cod.

Posted 2 years ago #
beau-jolly

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Obvioulsy a hardened criminal.

Posted 2 years ago #
FlashArry

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Just a boner fide tram fetishist ...

Posted 2 years ago #
Vortx

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I heard he'd bought a baguette from M&S and didn't have 5p for a plastic bag!

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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I go out on my bike every day, and really enjoy it.

But not that much.

Posted 2 years ago #
Redben01

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wonder what bike he was riding ?

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