It has been confirmed by several sources that Monarchy-hater and all around arsehole Jeremy Corbyn has once again insulted her beloved majesty Queen Elizabeth II by not tuning in to her annual Christmas speech, having chosen to watch The Muppets Christmas Carol on Channel 4 instead.
This is just the latest in a series of blunders by Communist Corbyn, who this year has embarrassed himself and the Labour party by repeatedly wearing a loose tie in public, attempting to get a straight answer from David Cameron and refusing to shave off that fucking beard.
"After not singing the national anthem and refusing to join the Queen's Privy Council, we thought this tit couldn't possibly sink any lower" said a Conservative party spokesman. "I can confirm that as HRH was giving her wonderful speech David, George, Iain and all those other wonderful men were on their feet, saluting and crying silent tears. The fact that Corbyn didn't even bother to tune in just proves what a massive threat he is not only to our national security but to Christmas security too."
It is rumoured that as the Queen was speaking her festive wishes to the masses, Jeremy the Joker was tweeting his support to the greedy and unpatriotic NHS Nurses out there. It is unclear just how many more gaffs must this poor excuse of an opposition leader must make before the Labour party will finally see sense and just sack the bastard.
