In today's keynote speech at the 13th International Perpetual Motion Symposium in Stafford, England, scientists have designated the phrase “Enough is Enough”, as the first true form of perpetual motion.
Conference chairman Frank Decline told reporters excitedly, “This discovery really is a huge step forward in our thinking. ‘Enough is Enough’, can be utilised forwards or backwards and one always follows the other. Whichever way you look at it, enough really is enough! Enough isn’t too much or too little and how ever much enough is, enough is just the right amount. Fundamentally, enough can neither be created nor destroyed. It merely changes in harmony to match itself and that is very exciting.”
The breakthrough came on day 4 of the conference, when a canteen dinner lady offered a group of leading scientists extra Spotted Dick. The group had been deep in discussion on the basic algorithms for helix thrivet rotational theory and the spotted dick filled the void in their calculations perfectly. Within minutes, word had spread like wildfire throughout the delegates.
The Government has confirmed the discovery has huge significance for Britain, with new electricity generation schemes, hospitals and road building programmes to harness the concept. Law and order will also benefit with pubs serving just enough alcohol, reducing binge drinking and violence. Sadly the Treasury admitted that in terms of the UK deficit, enough will never be enough.