Trevor laughed as he lay in bed,ha ha ho ho ha harrr stop it please he giggled to himself as he tickled his freshly shaven testicles with a giant feather.Finally he stopped and began to realise the seriousness of his situation,he started sobbing,why oh why oh why oh why did she have to leave him,why oh why did she have to go?Im so lonely and its raining,why oh why oh why........why oh why?....why?But she had,there she lay beside him,her expressionless eyes staring blankly at the ceiling,her body cold and stiff,her fat hairy legs sticking up in the air,all three of them.His sobbing turned to rage,you selfish bitch he thought,whos gonna make my dinner now?whos going to do the housework,who am I going to find to get my leg over with,nobody will want a man whos only 2 feet 11 tall and wears a bra,you selfish bitch he thought,she wasnt even insured.Why oh why he thought,then he leapt out of bed,jam he thought jam I need jam,like a madman he ran through the open bedroom door past the fat man sitting on the potty,Ill deal with you latter you fat bastard he screamed,he leapt down both the steps three at a time,oh how he hated living in a bungerlow.I must have jam he thought as he ran down the hallway towards the kitchen,jam jam jam,Then there was a loud knocking at the door knock knock knock,he froze one leg in the air,his testicles swinging like a pendulum,knock knock knock,all thoughts of jam gone,cold fear took over,knock knock knock,theyd found him,the woodpecker police,"come on out we no your in there we no what youve done and well like a word with you"He lowered his leg dropped his feather,the game was up...why oh why oh why he thought...........
Ha ha harr
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Why indeed. But I'm glad you do. 5
Not sure what it is about but I was racing along there ..I liked the writing
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