After Buckingham Palace released pictures of the infant Princess Charlotte, daughter of Prince Harry and the Duchess of Cambridge, David Icke was quick to proclaim her the cutest shape shifting reptilian overlord he had ever seen.
"I mean look at her," said mr Icke, "She. Is Adorable. If we are to be crushed underfoot by a race of reptilian illuminati, I want it to be her because she is cute as a button." He went on, "of course we have to wake up and rise up and stop the global fascist state. But only after we have a cuddle with this little lady. I, for one, am pretty happy that the Anunnaki crossbred with human beings just so I could see these pictures. I'm pretty shocked that she shows up on film but I am very happy that she does."
Mr Icke went on to state that whereas he deplores the reptilian race from the Draco constellation and their world domination plans, he admires that their shapeshifting has become so good that they produce little choochy-faces like Prince Charlotte and Prince George.
