In a report released today , the coalition revealled it's plans for future spending on defence . In it it revealled that high profile weapons will only be bought if they look good on the recruitment web site , if not they will face scrapping .
The watermark for selection will be by a new generation of Sergents, Majors and Generals whose recruitment age will be lowered to under nineteen years old .
"It will make the army , navy and airforce more attractive to a younger crowd , "said Liam Fox MP "It will also mean we can pay them on lower rate with the incentive of making a big bang with a big gun ." Any new weapons will be looked at and rated by the new officer class if rated "cool" or "sick,"an order will immediately be placed .
The report also revealed a plan to reduce and merger two reagaments which will be called the "Jeremy Clarkson. " The reagament will be a small heavly armed group which will be on call twenty-four hours a day and made avaliable to film segments for "Top Gear."
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Government tells armed forces that spending will be restricted to "cool shit."
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