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IDS to privatise Benefits System

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rosewing

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Ian Duncan Smith today announced the privatisation of the benefits system in an effort to close the deficit. Early frontrunners for sponsorship are Heinz with a re introduction of soup kitchens
David Cameron is backing the new scheme and has suggested many useful ways in which people on benefits could usefully help society he added "Traffic Cones Direct are extremely interested in supporting this venture as they see dressing benefit scroungers in bright orange dayglow jackets and lining then up along motorways as a cheaper alternative to cones"

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jambutty

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The Hertfordshire Hunt have offered sponsorship they see the unemployed as a useful substitute for the lack of foxes in the area

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rosewing

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Another idea put forward by Virgin is to use the unemployed to replace broadband to homes in rural areas. This would see a chain of of runners delivering 'e-mails' by hand. It appears this is twice as faster as Virgins current connection

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ramblesnake

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How come jambutty only ever comments and only on your subs rosewing?

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