Jason Stainrod, of Barnsley, South Yorkshire was arrested yesterday after accusations of giving one of the Chuckle Brothers the traditional Barnsley 'Shit' Tash! Jason vehemently denies the accusations saying "Cum on, everyone knows he already has a shit tash"!
A 'Shit Tash' is a Barnsley custom and basically involves wiping a pooh stained finger across an unsuspecting victims moustache. Obviously the resulting odour permeating from the victims tash is rather unsavoury.
When asked for a comment on the incident, Barry Chuckle fleetingly stated "I'm sorry I must dash..."