The Paedo-Pound Shoppers Army (PSA) the political wing of the kiddy-fiddler community, which aims to gain acceptance through legitimate legal activity, has issued a formal apology for the Wee Jimmy Krankie blow up sex doll, which exploded onto the retail scene a decade ago, causing widespread shock and outrage.
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"We are not dismissing the idea of blow up sex dolls for paedofiles," said a spokesman, "it may well help give them a safe outlet. There's a limit to which we can offend public taste and decency. And Wee Jimmy Krankie, in our opinion, is a long way over the line."