Don’t mention the Taliban: I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it
Reform leaders are breathing normally again after Richard Tice revealed that the party plans to send millions of pounds to the Taliban
Scientists discover link between orange makeup and sociopathy
US Scientists have discovered a causal link between the excessive use of orange make up, especially haphazardly applied to the face area, and sociopathy.
UK recognises Palestine is now very flat
About 100 years too late, the UK has said it will recognise the State of Palestine, now that it is pretty much destroyed.
Jeremy Corbyn splits in half
Firebrand left-winger Jeremy Corbyn, having run out of other people to split from, has now split himself in half.
'Trump's coming along well,' says proud Putin
'My protege Donald is a model oligarch,' an admiring Vladimir Putin told his house-trained hacks in the Kremlin press corps.
Dedicated Family Man Sauron Assassinated
Middle-earth was left reeling this week after dedicated family man and industrious tycoon Sauron was reportedly assassinated.
Israel attacks another country, to keep itself in practice
'It had been a good 24 hours since we'd done something truly despicable, like bombing a hospital in Gaza,' a spokes-F16 for the IDF told ashen faced reporters.
Trump Taken on Dazzling Tour of Windsor's Industrial Bins
In a bid to keep the controversial president safe from the baying crowds, the Royal Household opted for a scaled back State Visit. “We...
BBC'S psychic Chris Mason can read your mind
"We hired Chris Mason as our political editor because he sees right inside your head," a BBC AI bot with a crystal ball told reporters....
Reform to start their own Estate Agency
In what is thought to be a Parliamentary first, Reform PLC has decided to branch out into estate agency work - sourcing, selling and...
