Plans to change the fixed retirement age were greeted with cheers last night at Nursing Homes throughout England. Pensioners can now all toddle off to McDonalds on their zimmers to earn extra money.
Rest & retirement Homes can all be closed down as no-one will be retiring any more (except England Footballers who should all be forced to retire)All staff from the Homes will all be re employed in the new Company crematoria which the govt are proposing
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Nursing Homes to close after Govt raises retirement Age
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Private enterprise: factories could be sponsored by funeral directors & merge with geriatic hospitals
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Doctors seem determined to make everyone live forever. Not too many people have realised that this means they will have to work forever. Well done Rosewing.
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