Donald Trump wins Nobel Participation Prize
The Nobel Foundation, based in Sweden, today announced that Donald Trump has been awarded a special Nobel Participation Award in...
Bankrupt Tory Party disbands and Reforms without anyone noticing
Hard working Conservative MP for Rottenshire and Stour, Fenton Axewound, has redoubled his efforts to not bother hiding it. Speaking...
All Nobel Peace Prizes are ironic
The award will now go to anyone who has genocidal intent, a secret lair and is being operated by the CIA like a meat puppet. If anything...
Trump’s Peace deal cedes new state for Palestine near West Bromwich
In a little known clause within the peace deal brokered by the US President Donald Trump, Palestinians have been given the right to...
High Conservative levels damage communities, nation warned
The government must do more to promote integration and look away from problems caused by Conservative rhetoric out of a fear of the...
Reform breaks silence over Nathan Gill
After two weeks since UKIP MEP, Brexit Party MEP and the former Reform Ltd Welsh Leader was convicted of working for the Russians, taking...
Protestor with ‘papulation receptionists’ banner arrested by the Anagram Police
An elite squad of cryptic crossword solvers has been recruited to police Britain’s growing menace: vicars and retired accountants...
Police to be given powers to make up emergency laws on the fly
The UK Government have confirmed that Police are to be given new powers to make up emergency laws on fly should situations require them....
Confused journalists wake up in abandoned Conservative Conference
A confused scene this morning, at the Conservative Conference, as a group of 25 or so journalists woke up to find the venue had been...
Starmer 'forgot' he was supposed to be a cult leader
'To be honest, he thought it was a typo originally, and therefore considered he was doing ok,' said a spokesman when asked why Labour...
