The BBC have announced the introduction of a new television channel that will just be dedicated to apologies . The channel to be called ,"Whipping boy, "which will start transmission in September will include programmes devoted to people with their personal grievances .
Amongst the highlights .Once a week a programme will be given to the Daily Mail , who will pick a lucky person who will talk about the BBC's liberal bias .
This will be followed by a programme hosted by a Muslim who will demand an apology from the BBC for transmitting a programme where a daily mail reader called him that. Following that a member of the church of england will demand an apology for what the muslim said about him .
Fridays will be taken with the "Rupert Murdoch show ," in which the genial millionaire strokes David Cameron's hair as he demands an apology from the BBC because they stopped him making more money .
The highlight of saturday will be the "D.G torture hour ," in which the director general is stripped naked and hit with damp copies of the Sun , while he demands forgivness from a special celebrity . The first week will be Eamonn Holmes .
Mondays will include "The Government initiative spending licence fee spending hour," in which a minority group (i.e Pakistani teenagers ,left handed homosexuals)will win money to make radio or television programmes . All they have to do is get a government minster to issue a report that the minority is not being served by the BBC .This will be followed in the schedule the "BBC waste of money hour ," in which a government minster demands an apology for wasting licence fee money on minorities (i.e Pakistani teenagers , left handed homosexuals)
On top of this an extra feature of the channel will be a real time ticker which will roll twenty four hour apologies for the all the BBC output as it happens across the bottom of the screen .Another bar on the screen will show the resignations of BBC executives for that day .
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BBC to introduce television channel for apologises
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