The Bulls of Northern Spain can breathe a collective sigh of relief after the frozen food chain Iceland announced Kerry Catalonia, the munter off the Iceland adverts, will no longer be taking on the horned beasts in a square go. “There is just no point to fighting the bulls. Even BBC 3 wouldn’t give me a series doing that“ Catalonia spluttered through a mouthful of crab paste vol-au-vents. It is now believed that the desperate former something or other will be concentrating on her favourite hobby of Cock Fighting.
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Iceland Vetoes Bullfighting
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