Following the announcement by health minister Anne Milton to call obese people ‘Fat’ David Cameron has announced that the use of straight and honest talking will extend to all government roles and positions with immediate effect.
In his historic speech the newly titled Posh Rich Bastard said that the suggestion made by the Ugly Old Slapper was ‘Excellent’ and he ‘Looked forward to discussing it in front of the assembled House of Expense Fiddling Twats when parliament resumes in the shitty few weeks before Christmas.’
Commenting on Mr Cameron’s call Nick Clegg, the Powerless Lightweight Tosser said that he had ‘Some concerns’ over the adoption of the suggestion and would be consulting Vince Cable his Trusted Old Git and other members of the Cynical Hypocrite Party.
‘The renaming of government ministries is well underway’ said Bald Smarmy Yorkshireman William Hague ‘With HM Treasury being called Queenie’s Money Grabbers and the Foreign Office becoming the Overseas Jollies Club.
David Milliband, who is expected to be elected leader of the Couch Potato and Drunk Student Party said the move ‘Reeked of sensationalism’ and would be discussing it with Dianne Abbott, who possessed a job title he could not recall.