The Metropolitan Police have today launched a campaign to recruit One legged, blind or deaf, mixed race hermaphrodites in a response to the Austerity cutbacks.
Chief Constable WPCPC Peter (Petra on Sundays) Winstanley launched the initiative amidst a fanfair of vuvuzelas at Scotland Yard today.
Winstanley announced "In order to demonstrate to the public that we are a multi-cultural organisation which reflects all sectors of society we thought we could save a lot of money by combining everyone into one WPCPC, ideally they will be a bit of everything and therefore everyone should be happy", he then went on to add "Now lets see the toerags claim anykind of ism when a 6,2ft Jamaican She-Man with a false leg nicks them!".
David Cameron has congratulated them on their innovative nature and has acknowledged that it is much more cost effective to recruit 1 WPCPC who can do the job of 5 or 6 individual PC's...