Nick Clegg and Vince Cable are today up in arms following David Camerons refusal to budge on the issue of a new Cabinet.
Clegg says that the current Cabinet is far too small and barely allows him enough room to stretch his legs without rubbing up against Theresa May. Vince Cable however is just relieved that David Laws has left the Cabinet, "It was rather reminiscent of those public school days when David was rubbing up against you, not altogether uncomfortable but leaves you feeling slightly used" Surely, not the first time Vince Cable has felt used and abused recently.
David Cameron was relaxed about the whole issue, saying privately that politics wouldn't be politics without the odd politician coming out of the cupboard.
There is however hope on the horizon as Ikea have promised to create a new product called the Coalition Cabinet, especially designed for that growing family who suddenly need more storage space...