Not in this instance.
But was listening to a euphemism playing the other day.
Dear Mr Editor : Suggestion for new feature from a thread by ronseal...
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Not in this instance.
- Panning out: reaching the depths
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- Aries: arse of the month
- How to bring your arse up like new
- Arse technology: is it worth the money?
- From the dispatch box
I hope your migraine is better, Jeni.
*The View from Below - notes from our Arsetralian correspondant
*In the Ring - our Boxing Round up
*Mucking Out - Rural affairs by Farmer Giles
*This Month's Proctoscopes - With Mystic Smeg
I'll get my coat
Hands up! The Magazine for British Hand Models
Should I specialise in finger shots?
Rags to riches - from Argos catalogue to Hollywood wrist-double - one hand model tells his story
Fist and Shout! Roles for the dextrous hand model with a loud voice
Let's fist again - Top hand models recall their their top modelling jobs
Fisting the night away - It's not all glamour on a night shoot
-Special launch price: £1/4/11
-Free this week! Two slices of Trex
-Lard sculpture: is it for me?
-Achieve the 50's Brylcream look for half the price
-My favourite lardy moments, by Nicholas Parsons
Morning folks. Is this happening? And if so, can I play please?
Cocktail Advice - Don't
Drunk sentenced to three years in violin case
Alcoholics get rum deal
Beauty in the eye of the beer holder
Who pee'd in my wardrobe
Reflections on reflux
Scotch or scotch
Can I bump this now that we are all back from Summer Hols?
Why not? I suggest writing the text for a mock cover and maybe approaching Red via private message to see if he's got time to add the piccies.
At the risk of sounding all boring and practical (must be the manager in me), I wonder if we need to get organised if this is to happen.
Perhaps we could have a guest editor each month, who would choose the title, the articles/features, the contributors (although every effort should be made not to exclude anyone), and would endeavour to make sure it all happened.
I would be happy to be a guest editor but don't really have the time to spare until November. If it could wait till then I wouldn't mind being the first, but if someone else wants to pull something together for Sep or Oct then fine.
What do you think?
I think you should wait Chris.No point rushing in to things. November 2011 sounds good.
I did actually PM "Red" because there were two or three viable proposals on the table (Grumpy Farmer, Arson Around, Bi-weekly???) and just asked him to choose the one that inspired him...
...but that was August, and not much happens in August, so I thought now the kids are back at school, I'd give this another shove.
@ChrisHarrison - like the idea of a guest editor - could be a good place to park all these pastured hat-trick WoM winners.
Fair enough Golgo!
Yeah, like the guest editor idea - I'm happy to give it a shot sometime, though I'll be away for a week or two soon - on holiday on the Isle of Wight, and I very much doubt they have internet access.
Hi guys and girls.
I know you haven't heard from me since my FPs back in May or whenever, I've been writing scripts and things, but I've been popping back in from time to time. Anyway, this idea actually really sparked by imagination, and I mocked up a cover, but didn't stop there and ended up mocking up a whole magazine, about a dozen pages (I have a small bit of graphic designer in me).
I did a first draft in two days or so and then mothballed it because I didn't think the humour was quite right for this site - it was quite satirical, focused mainly on the media class. Also quite surreal. But maybe I'm wrong, maybe Ed will love it.
I didn't base it around genre puns however. It's a parody of those horrible Times on Sunday and Observer Magazine things, I called it 'The Newsbiscuit Snob' 'It's so... NB!'
So with a broader remit it covers a wider variety of items, fashion advice, celebrity interviews, agony aunt, horoscopes and so on.
The cover featured the story "My Opik" - Lembit by the people who love him. And it parodied one those celebrity 'profiles'.
I'll post the mag here tomorrow if anyone is interested. It's in flash format, although could easy do a jpeg one as well/instead of.
I think I've got to tidy a few bits up and then host it somewhere, so shout if you are interested and I'll get onto it.
FYI, here was the cover, measured for the right hand side:
You clearly need to get out more Jimmy ;-)
Could that be 'The SNiB'...?
Milk Parlour Gazette:
Butter up the boss - five ploys to get YOU noticed.
Milkmaid Polly gets a pat on the head
Ladies, empty your jugs!
The Yoke is on You - new feature!
Churn again Dick Whittington
A lighter shade of pail
Chainsaws- live your 'Evil Dead' fantasy
Trouble at home? Alternative uses for the captive bolt gun
Family days- bring your daughter to the slaughter
This little piggy stayed at home- portable slaughter tech review
Bumping this again because Chip Paper showed how great these could be. And ronseal's Moral Exhibitionist sub might be better suited to this kind of treatment.
Cheers, Golgo. I've just caught up with this - what a fabulous idea! Would obviously get everyone sparking off each other. Excellent.
Golgo - why did you have to bump this thread? Why!
Last issue ever
Laughing out loud at the latest issue of Grumpy Farming Today. I hope it's not the last.
I've just stumbled across this and thought I'd bump it. Because if it's going to hit saltire's suggested publication date of November 2011 then it's going to need working on.
Plus I hoped that it might tempt thisisall1word into producing another issue of GFT...
I'd be happy to contribute a 300 to 400 word column on any subject, but from a hot lesbian's point of view. Agricultural policy, the war on terror, superinjunctions, you name it. I'll discuss it with my totally hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko while we're next soaping each other up in the shower, and get back to you with our hot lesbian thoughts on the topic of the day.
Is that the time already ? Oh fuck it..
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