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Started 4 years ago by FormerlyAlOPecia
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FormerlyAlOPecia

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nobody's looking.....actually it's a bit scary.....where's that light switch........shit! who left that fucking chair in the middle of the room......

Posted 4 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Christ! It's bad enough that I have Quaz nipping in when we're all in bed and tea-leafing my whisky and biscuits, without you coming in and nicking that crate of Claret I had laid down to give to a certain out-side examiner at Uni.

The chair is always in the middle of the floor, it's a rudimentary alarm system.
Just watch out for the pile of dog shit under it...oh.

Too late.

Posted 4 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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Great....at least I'll be easy to locate in the dark.

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Quaz

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B*gger! I had my eye on that crate of claret.

Hang on, who's had the Old Hoburn tin? Malgor and Scroat will kick off if that's gone. Remember what happened when someone used the last Rizzla?

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Five Leaves Left

Posted 4 years ago #
sauce

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The bed's been a bit crowded, too. Someone snores. And as for the farting ...

Posted 4 years ago #
Zadok the second

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Going to see the river man, going to tell him all I can about the ban on feeling free.

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Scroat

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Yo

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Quaz

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Yes, that's all very well but I wish you didn't feel so free about the farting. I'll go to the wall to defend an individual's right to free speach and all that, but for the farting I just go to the window, or outside.

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