Ex paratrooper Brigadier Boreham was behind bars last night after being exposed .
It came to light this man was masquerading as a pre-op transsexual but was nothing more than an heterosexual sex pest dressed as a woman joining health clubs and spending an unusual amount of time in the women’s showers.
One woman member said : “She …he… seemed genuine at first if not a little touchy feely, I recently had a boob job and lots of the girls wanted to feel them to see what they were like, I was a bit suspicious when he was the first person up to touch them and the only one dribbling.”
Another member said : “its been coming here for weeks, it dressed like a woman and had a woman’s wig on, it never seem to do any girly activities like water aerobics or pilates it just used to spend all its time moaning and groaning lifting heavy free weights, I feel violated to think its been looking at my bits.”
Gold member Jenny exclaimed: “I did think it weird that someone who hated what God had given him would spend so much of his shower time soaping it up, one of the girls who comes swimming with me said she was sure she saw his thing standing to attention . ”
Health club manager said: “This is what happens when you enforce political correctness, I can’t turn away people like this as it infringes their human rights, any tom, dick,or harry wearing a dress can come in and spout transgender and you have to let them join up, what’s happened here is a paradox as his gone on to infringe the ladies rights by unlawfully gawping at their minge’s.”
We tracked down Brigadier Boreham leaving court and when pressed for a comment he replied “ its all bollocks !”