A spokesman said “Our suspicion first became aroused when someone pointed out his uniform was out of date. We are also have simialr investigations currently running into Captain Birdseye, Dr. Pepper and the Burger King, all of whom we believe may be fakes”.
Trading standards to investigate Naval Record of Admiral Insurance’s front man.
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They should have a look at Duke Ellington and Prince while they are at it.
The bloke used to have a parrot on his shoulder, even though the practice was specifically banned by the Royal Navy Act(parrots) of 1728
Those medals want checking for authenticity, too. Heavens: it might otherwise mislead the dear children.
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