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Simon Cowell's new show to be the search for the Whore of Babylon

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whickerman

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Simon Cowell has confirmed what most of the public already suspected, that he is the Devil and that his new show is going to be the search for the whore of Babylon.

Bookmakers have confirmed that Paris Hilton is the early favourite.

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Sharpehunter

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Surely it would be Amanda Holden from Britains Got No Talent!! Ask that short arsed wanker that used to be married to her, you know the one who used to do Family Misfortunes!

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arrghgarry

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not the whole

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Zadok the second

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Best place to start looking for the Whore of Babylon is, er... Babylon, no?

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arrghgarry

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No Whores usually get about a bit

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