90% of world's suffering caused by James Corden's agent
As rumours swirl that Corden is contemplating running for London Mayor, we ask - have we not suffered enough? Having sat through his...
Putin and Netanyahu in secret talks about 'swapping wars'
Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu are reported to be holding secret talks about formalising a treaty that will lead to each nation...
Russia wins Russiavision Song Contest again
There were celebrations across Russia last night upon the countries' victory in the third Russiavision Song Contest, their third victory...
Government unveils new mental health strategy
With the amount of people diagnosed with mental health problems increasing, the Government has announced a new drive to reduce numbers...
Govt. to introduce Sleb Tax
Under proposed new measures, anyone claiming or aspiring to the status of a celebrity will be taxed, at a rate proportional to either (a)...
Keir Starmer to take smoking lessons in bid for power
Number 10 have confirmed that the Prime Minister is to take up smoking and being photographed with pints. Smoking teacher Curt Stephens,...
New Pope to ban Marriage
Couples across the globe in uproar as Pope Leo announces his first major proclamation as new pope: Marriage's will no longer be carried...
Starmer to Daily Mail: 'Why won’t you love me?'
Sad Sir Keir Starmer been calling the Daily Mail asking the big questions. An excerpt was leaked by an indifferent hate peddler there....
Biblical Guideline for Ministers of Energy and Renewables (Millibrand)
Verily, his name shall be called thrice upon nought upon the fraction bearing fruitful of the beating of the hand upon the firmer flesh....
Young, low paid immigrants identified as NHS bed blocking cause
The government has worked out that the bed blocking situation in the NHS, where old people who are medically as fit as the NHS can make...
