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'Breaking Bad' opportunities in the UK. Could it be a reality?

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Started 5 years ago by Underconstruction
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Underconstruction

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I'm a teacher looking to make a few quid on the side to support my ex wife and kids.

I have a shed and numerous empty jars etc

Any tips on production, marketing or distribution of controlled drugs would be greatly appreciated.

Posted 5 years ago #
Sinnick

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Sounds like you're halfway to producing beer or wine already

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Underconstruction

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Yeah…the blue stuff isn't quite as appealing when its supposed to be Sauvignon Blanc

Posted 5 years ago #
bonjonelson

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Why not write a TV show about a struggling drug dealer who, to raise some extra money and because of the long holidays, takes up a secret teaching profession.

Posted 5 years ago #
Ironduke

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The funkiest chemistry teacher ever... Today's experiment is to test crystal meth purity using distillation. Fire up the bunsens and close the windows, this is gonna get pretty freaky...

Posted 5 years ago #
NewBiscuit

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A Winnebago left outside a row of terraces in Clapham might attract a bit of attention, as it would probably be wider than the road it is parked on.
But on the plus side, in Britain if you hang your trousers from the wing mirror then most people will be too polite to want to interrupt whatever it is you're doing.

Posted 5 years ago #
Gerontius

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Reminds me of the Tom Waits classic....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs

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Wallace Runnymede

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Or another kind of reversal, following the one above...

Why can't you find an ex wife or ex friend to support a new drug dealing habit instead?

That would be the last thing the police expect, because the premise of Breaking Bad was kind of the opposite...

Posted 5 years ago #
Robert Koch

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One wild dandelion leaf crushed into a paste and mixed into a 2 litre box of Co-Op chardonnay. ''Organic, homeopathic stress relieving smoothie''.

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Underconstruction

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I've only just realised that you cant make proper ricin if the kidney beans come in chilli sauce

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Robert Koch

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underconstruction.... tell us about about that umbrella trick

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Underconstruction

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You need a busy bridge and a diplomat

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