Across the sweeping veldt herds of pages take the long treacherous path across forums. Stopping only for ink refills at a local waterhole they relentlessly surge on to the BB board ...
David Attenborough's new series "The Newsbiscuit Submissions Migration"
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These. Amazing creatures. Often consume their own body weight in alcoholic beverages. Before they undertake the long trek to their new creative environment. In fact, the voyage is so perilous that many of them don't survive, often falling prey to predators such as boredom, frustration with technology and writer's block. For those who are successful, the rewards are great. They enjoy all the benefits of a highly fertile creative environment, and the chance to claim their territory and find a mate.
Next week I'll be looking at the amazing courtship rituals of biscuiteers, their incredible virtual mating displays and the important part that chocolate plays in their lifestyles.
All seen from a Torquay hotel bedroom
Though not the indigenous habitat of the Newsbiscuit population, Torquay has the highest population of bankrupts in the United Kingdom. Here come some of them now...
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