In partnership with a private organisation this new 'BP Book of History' is full of facts like the 'USA were our Allies in the the War of Independence', 'Churchill was really an American', 'Americans saved us at Dunkirk' and 'will go someone way to giving millions of children the benefit of an Eton education' said a spokesman.
Cameron to Write History Book for Schools
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"The Forest of Dean" was planted by Ronald Reagan to commemorate his distinguished military career in B-Grade movies."
"In the pre-Roman era, hordes of Swiss came to settle amicably in Britain, where they set up the banking industry which we know and love today, bringing with them their lovely blonde-haired blue-eyed daughters, many of whom unfortunately intermarried with the Picts and sprogged ginger kids."
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