Ever feel you want to take the law in your own hands? Have a lack of empathy for criminals? Want to get paid to hunt them down? A new government scheme looking for concerned citizens , charities, church groups and youth clubs to take a more pro active role in law enforcement could be just for you. Apply through the Home Office website under the ' Start your Own Militia, Anti Terrorist Group and Bounty Hunters Club' page.
Big Society Latest: Bounty Hunters Wanted
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Bounties are as high as £2000 for habitual petty criminals, £10,000 for serious offenders and £50,000 for terrorists and paedophiles. Please note that criminals must be taken alive or 10% will be deducted from the bounty.
What is the bounty on financial fraud and tax evasion? Or are we not permitted to question our betters' superior judgement in these matters?
Careful now, you're thinking like a terrorist HFT. As though our great and good politicians would set the hounds on their own friends! The very idea! Bounty on people thinking like terrorists is £15000.
I am going to have a busy few days.
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