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Iroquois Pliskin

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Rent this space.

Posted 5 years ago #
S J Roe

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I'm not giving you anything until you fix that leak under the sink.

Posted 5 years ago #
Iroquois Pliskin

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It's a 'feature' of the sink, I keep telling you.

Those old chugger-valves were imported from China in the early nineteenth century and whilst highly desired and collectible, sometimes have an 'efficiency deficit' when connected to a full feedback liquidation circulation loop, like the one that you knew was in place when you bloody well moved in.

I can get Sam to take a look at it if you really, really want, but she lives miles away and really hates working. Is that what you want me to do? Shall I ring Sam? I can ring her, if you want? It's her birthday today, but I can get to come and take a look. Shall I?

Posted 5 years ago #
NewBiscuit

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I'm coping with the leak, I am, so please do NOT call Sam-I-am.
I'll use a bucket or a can to catch the drip continuam.

Posted 5 years ago #

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