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Started 4 years ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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This week's wonderful winsome word is

AARDVARK

Entries in this thread please, by midday Saturday.

Posted 4 years ago #
Mrblacker

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World Cup organiser quits saying 'it's too much like aardvark.' more soon

Posted 4 years ago #
Scroat

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You will have noticed that I chose a word from the dictionary totally at random.

Although the more perceptive amongst you will also have noticed that I didn't actually try very hard...

Posted 4 years ago #
theumpire

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Aardvark breeder denies charges of bestiality. "When you see her picture, how could you describe her as "a beast"?

Posted 4 years ago #
sauce

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJe4gmxlbI

Posted 4 years ago #
theumpire

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Click here and you'll see what I mean?

Posted 4 years ago #
MADJEZ

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'Anteaterly Butterly' spread to be renamed 'I can't believe it's not aardvark'.

Posted 4 years ago #
exigo

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Zebras change name to AAAAAAAA1 zebras in aadvark retaliation

Posted 4 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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pedants' corner,

technically, scroaty, you did not select aadvark 'at random', unless you cut out all of the words in the dictionary, mixed them up and pulled one out of a hat. i hope this helps.

Posted 4 years ago #
MADJEZ

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Aardvark double glazing firm change name to '1st Aardvark Ltd' to be first in Yellow pages.

Posted 4 years ago #
Scroat

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Hey Plucky. If you were to ask either of the kids, they would say "That's really random."

Posted 4 years ago #
edward hack

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Trust apologise over magazine mix-up
The National Gamete Donation Trust has aplogised to hundreds of sports fans who earlier today answered a plea for sperm donors to come and help infertile couples in their bid to conceive.
The Trust had attracted sports fans in Greater Manchester with themed posters such as 'Hard in the Tackle but Soft in the Heart' ....'Play Away and Make Someones Day' and also targeted local pet lovers with one poster which ran 'Give the Dog a Bone' (see below)
It appears the Trust had left what they assumed were 'erotic' magazines inside the cubicles set aside for those hot blooded male who needed some encouragement to 'knock one off' during the build up to donation.
But it seems there had been a photocopying mix up with an article featured in the January edition of National Geographic and the erotic leaflets were not quite what the fans had anticipated, although one middle aged sports fan from Stockport kept his mother waiting for over two hours while he made repeat donations to the trust.

United supporters expressed their regret at not being able to make the 400 mile round trip to take part in the experiment.

A Pair of Aardvarks

Victoria Beckham

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