American drone 'just wouldn't shut up' complains Pakistani militant
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It was probably a vuvuzela
Damn - missed a trick there didn't I?
Hope you don't mind if I go meandering off into my own idea sparked by yours...
Pakistani turns militant after exposure to American drones:
"I was just tired of listening to them," explained the former canteen assistant for a US army base. "They're the dullest people on earth. I can't take their inane ramblings any more. I want them out of my country and I'm prepared to blow stuff up to do it. You would be too if you'd had to listen to those ignorant gobshites ten hours a day six days a week."
A spokesman for the US military defended the use of drones. "We don't want them educated," they said. "We want them to kill people and blow shit up. You don't need witty repartee to do that." When pressed however he admitted that the use of drones can be counterproductive. "They're no good in the battle for hearts and minds," he said. "We know how irritating they are. That's why I don't eat in the canteen."
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