Two men with learning difficulties were found dead in the water earlier today following years of abuse and ridicule from members of the public.
The men, who made repeated errors of judgement aligned with catastrophic decision making over a sustained period seemed completely unable to learn from their mistakes and failed to listen to expert advice from those around them.
Party goers Gordon 'Barnpot' Brown and Alistair 'Dippy' Darling, who suffered years of torment from an angry mob outside their home in Downing Street, west London, were finally hounded out of office by a dissatisfied electorate.
Their tired fiscal policies had earlier been found in tatters and despite several attempts to revive them had collapsed and died on their way to the dispatch box.
An investigation will be carried out on what took place at the Party following this latest collapse but observers claim there had been no signs of life for years.
A post mortem is expected to reveal death by a thousand cuts.
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